Quick Jerry!
grab those penguins!

american-sociopath:

american-sociopath:

This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

The fuck I just said 

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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

sebadasstian-stan:

A+ parenting by deadpool 

jack-baratit:

[x]

AHHHH

(Source: buttrflytattoo)

"I should put that on my card: Hello, I’m Julian Richings. I’m super adorable and horribly intimidating."

— Julian Richings (after a fan described him that way while asking a question)

(Source: valiantginger)

greggorysshocktheater:

Godzilla vs. Mothra (1964)

the-personal-quotes:

relatable quotes on your dash